Food is delicious, tasty, savory, filling, fun to cook, and even more fun to scarf or chow down, but most importantly, it’s life-sustaining. Who cares if it’s chewy, spicy, burnt, hale, hearty, healthy, or fattening—it’s food, eat it.
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Angry Barista
It's not his fault he couldn't get a good look at Mulva's name tag, one of her long, greying dreadlocks was in the way.
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Colonel Sanders Spotted at KFC
Finger lickin' eery.
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Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding
I swear it's not usually this spongey.
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Hung Long Restaurant
I'm a big fan of Asian food, William Hung, and Howie Long--so eating here was sort of a no-brainer.
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Beef Roses
A rose by any other name would taste like meat.
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Lady Takes Pet Kangaroo Grocery Shopping
"Who's walking who? Oh, never mind, I found my glasses."
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Cute Kid Celebrates Birthday, French Fries
"Adorable! I love Matt Lauer." - Your Mom
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Ocarina of Deliciousness
The stomach is the link to a gamer's heart.
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Cute Dog is Satisfied with Meal
"Wonderful, Meredith. Now how about we retire to the foot of your bed?"
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Does God Have a Flan for Me?
The answer lies within (the oven).
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Bacon Super Bowl Trophy
Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.
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Wacky Watermelon Walt Caught in the Act
The act of being too beautiful for this world. Keep on smiling, Walt, you'll have your day soon.
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Super Sandwich Stadium Super Bowl Platter
Not only is it to-scale, it tastes exactly like Lucas Oil Stadium.
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Sexy Dad Wears Even Sexier Apron
"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"
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Puppy Taking a Nap in a Bigger Dog's Food Bowl
Way cuter than the time I "fell asleep" on my sister's wedding cake.
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Lunch Special: Baby Stuffed Pizza
My doctor told me to stay away from dairy, do you have any tater tots?
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Refrigerator Fry Meme
Can't tell if joke is funny or defacement of one thing I love.
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Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country
Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.
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Skittles Hairdo
Wear the rainbow.
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The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son
He doesn't always paint the squash like people and hold "family reunions," but when he does it's for attention.


