Hey, it's better than coal.
Come, Mista Santa Man.
Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.
No glove no love.
It takes one to know oen.
Donut stop dancing, please.
Something's fishy here...
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
Because sometimes you just need that quick major-life-event fix.
Learning to eat your emotions early.
Forget tongs, let's take this to third base.
Just Eat It.
Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
Buy me some peanuts and hearty meat.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you plan on putting that book in your body. Then it's OK to judge.
Some of them wanted a bleu too.
Nom nom nom NO!
The most important meal of the day also needs the most attention.