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Sandwich Includes "Bag of Dicks"
This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.
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Quiznos Caters Affairs
You're really scraping the bottom of the special events barrel here.
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Veggie Dogs Look Like Poop
This food looks kinda crappy.
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Chicken Wing People on a Bed of Corn
Can't tell if they're just spooning, or if they're forking.
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Dessert is Bloody Awful
Yet you still took two bites?
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Castle Made of Starburst
There must be a big pile of starburst wrappers just out of the frame.
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Pancake Monsters
Breakfast takes hours to make at this house.
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Banana in Fire Extinguisher Case
In case of angry monkey, use banana.
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Chocolate Darth Vader Heads
Mmmm, the dark side of the chocolate.
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Oddly Named Butter Substitutes
So, wait, it's not butter?
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Guy Eats Pizza with Chopsticks
That's crazy. He's eating the crust first.
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Boxes of Boneless Pork Rectums
Every hot dog has a humble beginning.
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Sorry I'm So Stupid Cake
Oh, cake, you are too hard on yourself.
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Soup for Sluts
Mmmmm ooooohh it's soooo good.
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Restaurant Serves Tears of Our Enemies
Served with scorched earth.
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Canned Snickers in Tomato Sauce
It's convenient, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as home made Snickers in tomato sauce.
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Crazy Mutated Lemon
When life gives you lemons, banish it back to the dark twisted universe from whence it came.
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Kid Enjoys First Birthday Cake
I think he likes it.
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Guy in Drive-Through has Ice Cream Cone Nipples
She looks like she sees this every day.
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Wedding Cake Falls Over
She looks way too pleased with this.


