This affirmative action is out of control.
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
I heard Budweiser goes down easy.
They said nobody could trick-or-treat for 12 straight hours. He proved them wrong.
"It sure was a white Christmas in 2004"
If you wanted to be on the site that badly you should have gotten into a motorcycle accident.
"We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school."
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking.
"Don't really remember that night, but I did wake up with strep throat"
Not like my mama used to make.
It's a bitch to pump, but it's worth it as a conversation piece.
I can crush this car with my head.
"A penis made entirely of Starburst candies." Catch the wave.
"Am I missing something?"
It's perfect because he's already used to drinking something that tastes like it's from the toilet.
That's going to attract the ants.
"Who doesn't love delicious o-rings?"
Yeah, this stuff will kill you. It's for squirrels.
"I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to eat these things, but that cartoon guy suggests otherwise."
Hey Kids, it's the KKK!
I'm not sure I even understand the non-alternate meeting of this one.
It's hard enough to lose weight as it is...