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Cookie Monster Trash Can
Wh-what did you do with Oscar the Grouch, Cookie Monster. What did you do?!?
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Sorry You Suck At Everything Cake
But you are OK at eating cake like an animal, slob.
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Cookie Monster Can't Get Cookies
He's not a monster, he's just misunderstood.
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How To Use Chopsticks
That's actually a prosthetic arm he's maneuvering with his actual foot.
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Baby Raids Fridge
Until they start making pizza-flavored baby food, expect this often.
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Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls
So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.
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Star Trek Pizza Drawing
The vulcan salute works best when you want to dip your fingers in both sauces at once.
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Girl Voluntarily Lets Raccoons Eat Off Her
They're like cuddly stuffed animals. Filled with rabies.
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Hamburger and Hotdog T-Shirt
It's the simplest way to let people know you're a true foodie.
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Dragon Coffee Art
"A fire-breathing dragon isn't going to make my coffee any hotter." - worst customer ever
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Rednecks Grill In Pool
All the fat dripping into the pool does wonders for the skin.
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Baby Doesn't Know How Food Works
His parents did this just so they could blackmail him as an adult.


