"Food" Video (Page 8)

How can they stay mad at those pigs? They're so sweet. They're made of sugar.

Aww, he thinks he's people. Hipster people, but they're still people. Technically. Barely.

"I'm king of the throw rug."

Candy tastes so much better after an hour of meticulous preparation.

From the Super Bowl... I knew Elton John was old, but not cowboy old.

From the Super Bowl... And I feel like a guy watching a CarMax commercial.

Don't mess with him, three of his nine lives were spent in prison.

Butter makes everything epic. Like, if you eat enough butter, even walking up the stairs becomes a dramatic struggle.

This is how our ancestors used to trap children, before they had vans.

"This is how our ancestors used to trap small children."

This song + a little catnip = total cat relaxation.

If you're polite and tip well, he'll throw in a couple extra thousand strings for free.

If you're wondering how distraught he really is, his coat was Garfield orange before the diet started.

All the more reason not to let your child wander off in the mall.

Not caught on camera: the other seagull swiping his wallet.

"They caught you rolling around with multiple sprinkles again, Roseanne? How unladybuglike."

He can go longer, but the pizza's free if it's not delivered in 30 minutes.

You can tell she's been burned before, specifically on the roof of her mouth.

After a long day of falling asleep and eating, can you blame him?

Later they convinced her that all the eggs in the fridge were pregnant.