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    "Fortune Cookies" Article

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    picture Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
    picture See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
    picture This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
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    MisFortune Cookies article MisFortune Cookies

    by Rosie on March 9, 2010

    448 likes | 97 comments | March 09, 2010
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