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This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter. Picture This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back. Picture One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.
Fortune Cookie Mission Video Fortune Cookie Mission
I Think The Guy Who Writes Fortune Cookies Wants to Tell Us Something Article I Think The Guy Who Writes Fortune Cookies Wants to Tell Us Something
Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do. Picture Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me. Picture See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
Can I still eat other shitty cookies? Picture Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good. Picture At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky. Picture You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.
Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie? Picture Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?
They are right. Picture They are right.
and isn't that the greatest fortune of all? Picture and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
OOOOH So THATs how you say it. Picture OOOOH So THATs how you say it.
Do cookies dream? Picture Do cookies dream?
How post-modern. Picture How post-modern.
Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good. Picture Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife. Picture You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think. Picture Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba." Picture "Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!? Picture Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!?
Ask again later. Picture Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night. Picture "A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.
FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron. Picture FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.