Greasy, greasy Chinese food.
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.
Fortune for one! Misfortune for all!
... even if that means lying under oath.
Chinese food makes dreams come true
Fortune Cookie Mission
See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.

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