Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Greasy, greasy Chinese food.
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.
Fortune for one! Misfortune for all!
Super vague predictions will be made to you sometime in the future.
This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.
Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.
Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?
They are right.
and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
Do cookies dream?
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Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot
We Didn't Start the Flame War
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)
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The Guy Who's Too Casual About Plans
Hardly Working: The Big Butt Song to End All Big Butt Songs
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Don't ask me again.