Tag: Fortune Cookies (Page 2)

One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back. Picture One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.
Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do. Picture Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me. Picture See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
Can I still eat other shitty cookies? Picture Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good. Picture At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky. Picture You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.
Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie? Picture Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?
They are right. Picture They are right.
and isn't that the greatest fortune of all? Picture and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
OOOOH So THATs how you say it. Picture OOOOH So THATs how you say it.
Do cookies dream? Picture Do cookies dream?
How post-modern. Picture How post-modern.
Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good. Picture Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife. Picture You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think. Picture Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba." Picture "Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!? Picture Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!?
Ask again later. Picture Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night. Picture "A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.
FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron. Picture FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet.
FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun. Picture FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You can't preface a fortune with 'maybe'. Then you're just guessing. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: You can't preface a fortune with 'maybe'. Then you're just guessing.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie.