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Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.
FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet.
FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You can't preface a fortune with 'maybe'. Then you're just guessing.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie.
FORTUNE COOKIES: How many fortunes do you think are at a given restaurant? Is every cookie's unique? Just wondering.
FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it?
FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly.
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