Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly.
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Great?
FORTUNE COOKIES: Wwwhhhhahtt?
FORTUNE COOKIES: Come on fortune cookie, go out on a limb. Take a chance.
FORTUNE COOKIES: They just gave up.
FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent."
FORTUNE COOKIES: Classic.
FORTUNE COOKIE: I's wonderful, isn't I?
FORTUNE COOKIES: "It's the middle of the banquet that really scares me."
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm trying to figure out if there's any kind of double entendre going on here. I don't think there is.
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm the second type.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Eating your vegetables will do what?
FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again.
FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something."
FORTUNE COOKIES: .... in bed!
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