Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?
They are right.
and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
Do cookies dream?
How post-modern.
You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!?
Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.

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