Tag: Fortune Cookies (Page 3)

FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet.
FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun. Picture FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You can't preface a fortune with 'maybe'. Then you're just guessing. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: You can't preface a fortune with 'maybe'. Then you're just guessing.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie.
FORTUNE COOKIES: How many fortunes do you think are at a given restaurant? Is every cookie's unique? Just wondering. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: How many fortunes do you think are at a given restaurant? Is every cookie's unique? Just wondering.
FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it? Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it?
FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly. Picture FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly.
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Great? Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Great?
FORTUNE COOKIES: Wwwhhhhahtt? Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Wwwhhhhahtt?
FORTUNE COOKIES: Come on fortune cookie, go out on a limb. Take a chance. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Come on fortune cookie, go out on a limb. Take a chance.
FORTUNE COOKIES: They just gave up. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: They just gave up.
FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent." Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent."
FORTUNE COOKIES: Classic. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Classic.
FORTUNE COOKIE: I's wonderful, isn't I? Picture FORTUNE COOKIE: I's wonderful, isn't I?
FORTUNE COOKIES: "It's the middle of the banquet that really scares me." Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "It's the middle of the banquet that really scares me."
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm trying to figure out if there's any kind of double entendre going on here. I don't think there is. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm trying to figure out if there's any kind of double entendre going on here. I don't think there is.
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm the second type. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm the second type.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Eating your vegetables will do what? Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Eating your vegetables will do what?
FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again.
FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something." Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something."
FORTUNE COOKIES: .... in bed! Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: .... in bed!
FORTUNE COOKIES: "You know, maybe I will." Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "You know, maybe I will."
FORTUNE COOKIES: This guys spelling is worse then mine. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: This guys spelling is worse then mine.