Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
FORTUNE COOKIES: You can't preface a fortune with 'maybe'. Then you're just guessing.
FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie.
FORTUNE COOKIES: How many fortunes do you think are at a given restaurant? Is every cookie's unique? Just wondering.
FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it?
FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Wwwhhhhahtt?
FORTUNE COOKIES: Great?
FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me.
FORTUNE COOKIES: They just gave up.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Come on fortune cookie, go out on a limb. Take a chance.
FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent."
FORTUNE COOKIES: "It's the middle of the banquet that really scares me."
FORTUNE COOKIE: I's wonderful, isn't I?
FORTUNE COOKIES: Classic.
FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again.
FORTUNE COOKIES: Eating your vegetables will do what?
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