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Spielberg, Scorsese, Wes Anderson & more Direct Christmas Morning
Husky Pup Practices Howling w/ Kid
Russian Military Sings 'Get Lucky,' is Better than the Original
Speedy Hare Joins Rally Car Race (Crowd Cheers On)
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Best Metal Albums of 2013 (in Order of How Afraid I Am of the Cover)
Poem Asking For Tips is Heartfelt
This is the Best Pregnancy Announcement Ever
How it Feels to Wash a Spoon by Hand (Every Time)
The Graphic Truth
How to Explain Your Stupid Job to Different People
7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girlfriend's Christmas Present
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Christmas Tree Decoration Bingo
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and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
Do cookies dream?
Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.
FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.
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