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			<title>Helpful Fortune Cookie Explains Orange Juice</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2013 14:35:08 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Consider my mind blown.]]></description>
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			<title>Robot Fortune Cookie</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:01:26 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Fortune Cookie Gets Personal</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[As you read this a Chinese man begins licking your toes.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 19:49:02 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["... from this restaurant. No fortune cookies at Golden Lantern down street. You eat here."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:00:21 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You and me both.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 13:53:01 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You just got Chinowned at Panda Express.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:43:14 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 23:04:28 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:32:06 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 11:19:24 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:04:16 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 22:39:13 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness.]]></description>
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			<title>Untitled 12</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 12:30:09 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:53:51 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, isn't that inspiring?]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 17:26:04 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!"]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:27:06 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:35:53 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Greasy, greasy Chinese food.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:12:07 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:14:04 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:14:56 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened.]]></description>
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