Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Soda Fountain is Out of Control
Bird Bathes in Chocolate Fountain
If you don't like it don't watch it. Perv.
If this is the fountain of youth, I'll pass.
"Drink up supple children. You need your strength."
Some eccentric billionaire gives her a grand an hour to do that.
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
I can only get sexually excited when I'm in public, and I'm peeing on a girl, and there's an animal, and my friend's taking a picture.
It takes brass balls to do this in public.
I can't tell exactly what is going on, but I'm reasonably sure I like it.
How long have you been holding it in?
"Traditionally, you're supposed to swim in the fountain. we took it up a notch and held a business meeting."
Rules were made to be broken...
"So racquetball is a no?"
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