CollegeHumor: France

Rental Car Hates the French

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:39:35 -0400

Those cheese-dropping-on-the-seat surrender monkeys.

#1 Cool Guy Sings A-OK Groovy Song

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 13:09:27 -0500

He's the Justin Bieber of being French in the '70s.

Crazy French Basketball Game Finish

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:47:22 -0500

Just imagine how much they'd be celebrating if this happened at the end of the game.

Paris must've passed out without its shoes on

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:29:32 -0500

Giant penis crop circle in Paris.

Flexibile French Guy Has Talent

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:55:11 -0500

"Talent" being French for "the ability to haunt the dreams of young children."

Untitled 5

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:31:55 -0400

At first you'll go left, but once you've had a couple in you you'll unknowingly stumble to the right. TRUST ME!

Awesome French Prank Compilation

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:14:43 -0500

This video is great for the pranks, and for how many pissed off French people it features.

If France Made Star Wars

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:58:01 -0500

C-3PO seems way too comfortable dancing.

That's not fair. Why won't it let me insult the French?

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:39:51 -0400

Google translate is stupid. Translate that, Google Translate.

Awesome French Game Show

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:33:37 -0500

This type of French sophistication is far too intellectual for us boorish Americans.

Adorable Little French Girl Makes Up Fairy Tale

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:43:55 -0500

Look out, Lord of the Rings, I've got a new favorite tale of adventure, hippos, lions, and Winnie the Pooh.

Pathetic French Kickboxing

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:06:44 -0400

The first Frenchman to discover "punching" is going to dominate this sport.

Black Hair Day: Check it out, it's the first lady of France and she's NAKED!

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:33:05 -0400

Before you go all thinking it's gonna be a gross old hag in the picture, you should know that Carla Bruni Sarkozy is a model and she's hot

Public Squash

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:04:12 -0500

"Your serve, terrified woman holding baby!"

Conversation between Louis-Philippe, the last king of France, and his son Ferdinand-Philippe

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:24:05 -0400

Louis: Son, come here.

Ferdinand: Listen, Papa, if this is about me throwing gold coins at the other boys at school, don’t worry, I already have plans to have them executed once I’m king.
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Rejection Letter from the Marcel Marceau Academy of Mime

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:23:12 -0400

Dear Mr. Goodwin,

We have recently received your application and audition tape for the consideration of this prestigious academy. However, upon review of your submission it has become obvious that you lack the necessary knowledge of the art of mime, and thus are not currently a good candidate for enrolment. In the future, you are more than welcome to reapply once you have sharpened some of your skills and essentially figured out exactly what a mime is.

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Untitled 16

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 07:45:23 -0400

We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA!

Winemaker Magic

Thu, 24 May 2007 14:28:05 -0400

No wonder its easy to get drunk in France.

Untitled 18

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:39:58 -0500

I was hoping you had some Roots?

Untitled 19

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:39:37 -0500

You should have seen their try at Plucky The Pleprechaun.