Picture He's not weird, he just has really bad sinuses and this is the only thing that clears them up.
Picture The evil twin found her way out of the woods. And somehow managed to break the chain binding her to the boulder.
Picture How did you manage to take picture of your feet? I didn't realize you could operate a camera with tentacles.
Picture If your index toe is longer than your big toe, it means OH MY GOD ITS A FREAK KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.
Picture "Three missing teeth, feet can bend around, concave rib cage, and a broken pinky on my left hand."