"Freak" Video

Keep the "band" out of Christmas.

That settles it: I'm getting a trial yoga membership, and then not upgrading to a paid membership when it ends.

They say two heads are better than one, but this guy is never getting laid.

Everyone always talks about the negative side of nuclear meltdowns, no one ever brings up the positives, like this guy.

You know what they say about a woman with a big tongue. They manhandle manila envelopes.

Efficient parenting: attracting a new boyfriend WHILE giving the birds and the bees talk.

Open wide... wider... wider... my god too wide too wide!

About face! If anyone has any idea how he did this, we would love to know.

"How far can you stick your shoulder blades out?"

What everyone wants to know is, how did you figure out you can do that?

Wow, a cat that can lick it's own ass twice as effectively!

Pop-eye.

"Well I was just doing my thing, and stuck it in my mouth... and there ya' go." ~The guy who can put his ears in his mouth.

"Disgusting Fish Week" continues. It's like Shark Week... if sharks looked like abominations of the Animal Kingdom that should never have been created.

"The winner of a radio hosted freakshow contest in Toronto."

Yeah, but I'd like to see him do it while suspended in a tank of water. That's on fire.