"Seen in the student union at Purdue University - Calumet campus."... I hope everyone's ready for a new crop of freshman.
Colleges will always have freshmen, and freshmen will always find increasingly stupid ways to embarrass the rest of the campus. It's the circle of collegiate life. As such, we've put togethe …
Ahh freshmen. You can be approximately ten miles from home, living in a cinder-block, jail cell "dorm" and you will still think you are the coolest thing to grace each and every sh*tty house part …
To hang up a sign like this is one thing, but to actually have it printed is another.
You don't see this on those long distance commercials about move in day.
Novelty shirts: get 'em while you can get away with wearing them and not get slapped.
I'm sure this worked. The one with no sleeves seems trustworthy.
"Tried to put out a flaming shot with his palm. Stupid Freshmen."
First night at Nova, not only did he sleep on his laundry, he also pissed on it.
"OU's kinky methods of weight-gain prevention."