He's the hero that kitchen deserves, but not the one his roommates want right now.
There's nothing like a good old-fashioned fridge sniffing session before an audit.
I can keep cool, I've got space, and all the beer I could want.
The next step is switching to skim. No one would dare touch that.
This note is utterly useless, everyone knows barbacks can't read.
Fine, you win. We'll get central air.