"Did your mind just explode? No? That'll be $0.30 then." picture "Did your mind just explode? No? That'll be $0.30 then."
Otto the Pineapple-Loving Kitty video Otto the Pineapple-Loving Kitty

We can't decide which one we'd eat first! Just kidding, it'd obviously be the cat.

Banana Fan video Banana Fan

And they said donating $100 billion to the Bureau of Monkey Scientists was a waste of money.

Don't Jerk Off To This video Don't Jerk Off To This

The boys of Derrick Comedy come across a bowl of forbidden fruit.

Peeling Fruit Like a Boss video Peeling Fruit Like a Boss

I don't even remember the old way of peeling fruit.

A real fruit's fruit. picture A real fruit's fruit.
The peach was just told that he's dying. picture The peach was just told that he's dying.
Cherry Tomato Atlas picture Cherry Tomato Atlas

"If you think grapes have wrath, just imagine what my shoulders feel like."

You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats? picture You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats?
Cats Don't Give a F*** About Oranges video Cats Don't Give a F*** About Oranges

When you have nine lives, getting the proper amount of vitamin-C doesn't really faze you.

(SUBMIT YOUR GIANT STRAWBERRY PICTURES RIGHT NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EAT THE GIANT STRAWBERRY YOU JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF) picture (SUBMIT YOUR GIANT STRAWBERRY PICTURES RIGHT NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EAT THE GIANT STRAWBERRY YOU JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF)
Where's Gallagher when you need him? picture Where's Gallagher when you need him?
Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom video Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom

Alternate title: Blueberries, Blueberries, Kaboomberries.

Food Going Bad Time Lapse video Food Going Bad Time Lapse

We should all appreciate this. There are starving children in Africa that can't afford computers to watch videos of food rotting.

Grapes to Raisins in :30 video Grapes to Raisins in :30

Wow. Now turn them into Cap'n Crunch.

Coconut Face picture Coconut Face

"But I don't want to be a Mounds bar."

Fruit Rotting video Fruit Rotting

In the year 2000, fruit will rot this quickly and before our very eyes.

Reporter in Grape Costume Interviews Student Suspended for Wearing Banana Costume video Reporter in Grape Costume Interviews Student Suspended for Wearing Banana Costume

Of course he has journalistic integrity. If he didn't, he'd be dressed up as a strawberry or something stupid.

Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma picture Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma

How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.

Banana Gun picture Banana Gun

Is that a gun-shaped banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?