All juice, no pulp.
Gives you your daily dose of Vitamin Dead.
Just don't bite it too hard or the juice'll get everywhere.
The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We're way better.)
Just try not to swallow the bacon seeds.
You put the knife in the coconut and drink it all up.
Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here's 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next p …
Target, you're trying to seduce me.
This would make a great profile picture.
They're not practical, or comfortable, or sanitary, or even necessarily sexy, but that hasn't stopped ladies from wrapping food around their naughty bits and calling it a bikini. We have in this galle …
I told you I could make a bong out of fruit salad.
And here he is taking a pic of himself.
Manet of the apes.
No thanks, I'll just stick with my sweet lemons.