Baby Just Can’t Pick Up Melon video Baby Just Can’t Pick Up Melon

After his weakness was exposed, he had no choice but to suspend his presidential campaign.

| 1 comment | April 11, 2012
Reporter in Grape Costume Interviews Student Suspended for Wearing Banana Costume video Reporter in Grape Costume Interviews Student Suspended for Wearing Banana Costume

Of course he has journalistic integrity. If he didn't, he'd be dressed up as a strawberry or something stupid.

| 42 comments | November 09, 2011
Weird Guy Shows How to Pick and Eat a Perfect Fig video Weird Guy Shows How to Pick and Eat a Perfect Fig

There's a reason why they don't feature Mr. Newton on the packaging.

| 18 comments | October 24, 2011
Banana Fan video Banana Fan

And they said donating $100 billion to the Bureau of Monkey Scientists was a waste of money.

| 5 comments | September 20, 2011
Banana Driving a Car video Banana Driving a Car

This is ripe for disaster.

| 5 comments | August 04, 2011
Grapes to Raisins in :30 video Grapes to Raisins in :30

Wow. Now turn them into Cap'n Crunch.

| 16 comments | March 10, 2011
Peeling Fruit Like a Boss video Peeling Fruit Like a Boss

I don't even remember the old way of peeling fruit.

| 12 comments | February 03, 2011
Cats Don't Give a F*** About Oranges video Cats Don't Give a F*** About Oranges

When you have nine lives, getting the proper amount of vitamin-C doesn't really faze you.

| 19 comments | January 11, 2011
Food Going Bad Time Lapse video Food Going Bad Time Lapse

We should all appreciate this. There are starving children in Africa that can't afford computers to watch videos of food rotting.

| 23 comments | September 24, 2010
Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom video Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom

Alternate title: Blueberries, Blueberries, Kaboomberries.

| 32 comments | May 14, 2010
Really, Really Lame Weapon Demonstrations video Really, Really Lame Weapon Demonstrations

I have been looking for something to protect me from stationary cardboard boxes and eggs.

| 124 comments | February 12, 2010
Don't Jerk Off To This video Don't Jerk Off To This

The boys of Derrick Comedy come across a bowl of forbidden fruit.

| 101 comments | December 02, 2009
Otto the Pineapple-Loving Kitty video Otto the Pineapple-Loving Kitty

We can't decide which one we'd eat first! Just kidding, it'd obviously be the cat.

| 79 comments | December 09, 2008
Fruit Rotting video Fruit Rotting

In the year 2000, fruit will rot this quickly and before our very eyes.

| 42 comments | June 08, 2007