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Baby Just Can’t Pick Up Melon
After his weakness was exposed, he had no choice but to suspend his presidential campaign.
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Reporter in Grape Costume Interviews Student Suspended for Wearing Banana Costume
Of course he has journalistic integrity. If he didn't, he'd be dressed up as a strawberry or something stupid.
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Weird Guy Shows How to Pick and Eat a Perfect Fig
There's a reason why they don't feature Mr. Newton on the packaging.
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Banana Fan
And they said donating $100 billion to the Bureau of Monkey Scientists was a waste of money.
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Banana Driving a Car
This is ripe for disaster.
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Grapes to Raisins in :30
Wow. Now turn them into Cap'n Crunch.
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Peeling Fruit Like a Boss
I don't even remember the old way of peeling fruit.
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Cats Don't Give a F*** About Oranges
When you have nine lives, getting the proper amount of vitamin-C doesn't really faze you.
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Food Going Bad Time Lapse
We should all appreciate this. There are starving children in Africa that can't afford computers to watch videos of food rotting.
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Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom
Alternate title: Blueberries, Blueberries, Kaboomberries.
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Really, Really Lame Weapon Demonstrations
I have been looking for something to protect me from stationary cardboard boxes and eggs.
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Don't Jerk Off To This
The boys of Derrick Comedy come across a bowl of forbidden fruit.
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Otto the Pineapple-Loving Kitty
We can't decide which one we'd eat first! Just kidding, it'd obviously be the cat.
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Fruit Rotting
In the year 2000, fruit will rot this quickly and before our very eyes.


