Picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.
Picture The elderly security guard shook his head slowly from side to side before sadly muttering under his breath "boys will be boys".
Picture "A tradition at Ohio State is to jump in the ice cold lake called mirror every November. This yeah the wind chill was 12 degrees. So we decided to go in with style."