"I will return to you, my love."
And a partridge taking a semester off.
Retreat into shell, soldier.
Fun Fact: The son of God was born in the back of a Dodge.
Consistency is key.
It's a classic Christmas story.
On Fox. This Spring!
Santa's going to do his best, honey.
Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.
It measures on a curve.
Oh, I LOVED him in Powerpuff Girls.
Makeup to go from a 40-year-old virgin to a rockstar in 10 minutes flat.
Some men just want to see their image burn.
Take your supplements, gentlemen.
Thanks for clearing things up, CC.
Who said being an artist doesn't pay?
Deck the halls with boughs of duct tape.
In today's news: oops, my b.
Somebody needs a diaper change. And an attitude adjustment.