Picture "Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
Picture Get this man a vuvuzela! Stat! Oh, and a real doctor because I think his lungs just exploded.
Picture "You keep doing this Klaus, and I swear to God I'll send you to Ausch-- nahhh I'm just messin' with you, man! But you should've seen your face. Priceless."
Picture Sometimes it takes a child to point out the emperor has no clothes. Often that man is not an emperor.