Tag: Funny Names (Page 3)

The Film Actors Guild in all its glory. Picture The Film Actors Guild in all its glory.
Erected in 1514. Picture Erected in 1514.
Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit. Picture Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit.
Chinese Buffet Picture Chinese Buffet
Professor Oak refuses to teach anywhere else. Picture Professor Oak refuses to teach anywhere else.
Mr. Hankey's Favorite Realtor. Picture Mr. Hankey's Favorite Realtor.
Pronounced: GROW UP! Picture Pronounced: GROW UP!
Nobody could have guessed it would be this guy. Picture Nobody could have guessed it would be this guy.
Tell me you wouldn't vote for him and I'll show you a lying man. Picture Tell me you wouldn't vote for him and I'll show you a lying man.
They must pay him to prank clients. Picture They must pay him to prank clients.
Those words she wrote are actually the sound of her Shih-ti-- well you get the point. Picture Those words she wrote are actually the sound of her Shih-ti-- well you get the point.
He had two options at birth: become a pornstar or a sex offender. Picture He had two options at birth: become a pornstar or a sex offender.
"I don't know doctor, do you want to E, F, ME? If you know what I mean." Picture "I don't know doctor, do you want to E, F, ME? If you know what I mean."
Friends say Mr. Jablome is stiff, but still quite loving. Picture Friends say Mr. Jablome is stiff, but still quite loving.
She only gives mortgages for leather stores and rainbow umbrella shoppes. Picture She only gives mortgages for leather stores and rainbow umbrella shoppes.
The most accurate power hitter ever. Picture The most accurate power hitter ever.
His mom must have been Sofa King stupid. Picture His mom must have been Sofa King stupid.
His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!" Picture His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!"
"You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl." Picture "You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl."
This is Siqso's illegitimate son from his world tour stop in Taiwan. Picture This is Siqso's illegitimate son from his world tour stop in Taiwan.
Save it for the locker room, boys. Picture Save it for the locker room, boys.
"Stop laughing! I'm the most accomplished professor in the field of farts!" Hotlink"Stop laughing! I'm the most accomplished professor in the field of farts!"
The karaoke machine only plays KORN. Picture The karaoke machine only plays KORN.
From the makers of Baby Slutjobs Picture From the makers of Baby Slutjobs