Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
funny store name
After that, it'll make you feel better to shoot a few guns.
We catch it and cook it, all on site!
It's that dumpster.
"I was in Finland this summer and one of their grocery chains rates the size of the store using K's..."
How come they can open a restaurant called Pink Taco, but the board of commerce says I can't open a bar called In Your Pooper?
I didn't know they made buttless chaps in kid's sizes.
'dis be the strongest case I ever seen, recognize?
Glory holes seem poorly named. Where's the glory?
"Two friends and I were driving from Omaha to Kansas City and we were playing the game to see how long we could go without stopping for gas until we had to and pulled off at the first exit we could find. It was a little hick town and we had to drve five
I'm also a mom who wants to make you a great deal, so come on down!
Goochy goochy goo.
"We were driving to white castles to get food and we saw this."
I am cornholio! I need TP for...
That's what she said!
You have to be a putz to shop at...
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.