Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
funny store name
Much better than their original name, "Walk Across the Room With A Grape Up Your Ass Jewelers."
What's sweet, spicy, and makes you puke?
"They either put too much thought into this, or too little."
You're not gonna tell me what?
Would you trust them with your pet?
Here's a million dollar idea for anyone ambitious enough - an erotic religious gift store.
Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60.
Don't they have racial slurs in Turkey?
Self service? I'd love to see that.
You were doing WHAT last night?
I wonder if the owners of this place were in a fraternity.
She rules with an iron fist.
Sir, there's a hair in my coffee.
And you know, fashion for him too. If he's in to that sort of thing.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.