Notice how the male asserts his authority by being incredibly photogenic.
Sure, yeah definitely, it looks like Eminem if he was an egg. That's what you asked, right?
When you've got nine of them, you can afford to totally screw one life up. Just make sure there's some nip nearby.
Almost looks painted on. With hair.
Everything is sparkly and nothing hurts, because you're on so many prescription medications.
Even if you paid me I still would have to contemplate watching it.
You are beautiful, no matter what they say.
To the batmo-llyptical.
He's his own best friend.
Everyone smile and say SELFIE!
With a car like this who needs hookers?
I remember when you were just a twinkle in your father's puke.
Wow. He really was hungry.
Feel the festive burn.
Work it, baby.
Who needs curtains?
So hot it burns your brain.
Times were tough for Hal9000 after 2001: A Space Odyssey