Beauty is in the eye of the pumpkin carver.
Can you feel the cheese tonight?
Foul ball. But still a home run.
Ugh, I hate seeing happy couples being affectionate in public.
It's a look that sticks.
Dumb Will Be Shot On Site.
"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.
Time to knock shit over.
Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.
What a gourdeous smile!
The Japanese version of "Child's Play" was A LOT scarier.
Beer: for when that make over doesn't come out right
Geez, What a bunch of babies-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
She has an arm condition GAWSH, could you be a little more sensitive?
"I...I don't like where you're 'hiding' that bone."
Is it a whale tail or a male tail?
Bonus question: can you guess how many shits he gave?
Ooooh baby, you're an animal.
A true American drinks his feelings.
This Korean restaurant has given up on understanding Korean restaurants.
Sports is like, yeah.