Take a seat, stay awhile.
Despite all his rage, he is still weird.
"Heh, yeah you heard me. I said sit on my face" - a chair that's about to get charged with sexual harassment .
Looks like you can use his hand as a cup holder.
There are certainly worse consequences that can come from a faulty pullout.
If you're not already impressed, they opened each beer with their teeth.
Yes, honey... it is the one we thought about getting at Ikea last Wednesday.
It's like a phantom zone for imprisoned cats.
Next step: Installing a tub in the sofa.
"Do you have any idea what time it is, mister? I almost burnt my bulb out waiting up for you."
He put a book on there about videogames, but even that felt like sacrilege.
File under "adorable."
Space Invaders Couch
Axe Key Hook