"Heh, yeah you heard me. I said sit on my face" - a chair that's about to get charged with sexual harassment .
Looks like you can use his hand as a cup holder.
There are certainly worse consequences that can come from a faulty pullout.
If you're not already impressed, they opened each beer with their teeth.
Yes, honey... it is the one we thought about getting at Ikea last Wednesday.
It's like a phantom zone for imprisoned cats.
Next step: Installing a tub in the sofa.
"Do you have any idea what time it is, mister? I almost burnt my bulb out waiting up for you."
He put a book on there about videogames, but even that felt like sacrilege.
File under "adorable."
Space Invaders Couch
Axe Key Hook
Cross building workshops every Thursday night at 7:00.
Kill two store clerks with one gun.
You can do it too, if you believe you can.
No deposit on the kegs, eh?
Sure, you could do it that way. Or you could pay some crazy chick.
"The next day the pool had a sign that said please do not put the pool furniture in the pool."
Discount home furnishings.
"I think he was a little late for his class the next morning."
BEAN BAG BROKE! It's like a giant warm vagina!