I didn't compute the thug life, the thug life computed me.
The loser has to actually take the trash out.
Can you believe this guy has the balls to wear those weird, plastic black things around his eyes?
The graphics are so good, you won't even believe they're real.
You block like a girl.
Behold, the master of the old school Nokia cell phone games. May his glory endure forever, or until he finally gets a damn smartphone.
What is a win?
After retirement, Mario's life went down the tube.
Ugh, no one buys the railroads.
Basketball meets Evard Munch's "The Scream"
It's Mario's estranged cousin from Eastern Europe.
Achievement Unlocked: referencing something your great aunt didn't understand.
Next time we're getting you a hula-hoop, spaz.
You can tell he's extreme because of the Z. That, and because he likes pogs.