Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Is this a trick question?
18? I'll give you 15.
My parents met because my dad put up a "What's Up?" sign in his window.
Is there any other kind of quad safari?
Never order hummus from a restaurant that doesn't know how to spell it.
Ohhhh.... you said flags. I didn't hear the L.
"Gay parents are not outside of Apple's marketing scope."
Fantastic ad placement.
"We put this on my homophobic friends car, before he checked onto a new base." In case the gay pride flag is a little too subtle.
Oh grow up, this is the 21st century. We call it turd burgling.
If you wear a t-shirt declaring that you aren't bigoted, you probably are.
I'll eat anything if you put enough ketchup on it.
"This is what happens when you leave for home a few days early for Thanksgiving break."
This affirmative action is out of control.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.