Have you ever had a really good friend? I doubt it you nerd.
They say these things aren't entirely foolproof. Like, every 1 in a 100,000 gets pregnant anyway.
"You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl."
You deserve something that goes better with that fabulous umbrella! May I recommend skinny jeans?
Oddly enough the Audio Capcha had a heavy lisp.
This really isn't right. They should've written "fag" too. That's a three-letter word, no?
Instead of a jump ball they just spooned on the court for 15 minutes.
"We're all very open to Bradley's self-expression." - disgruntled wrestling coach.
Unfortunately that's not a very "sexy back" on a dude.
Putting the gay in gaygsta.
Trust him, it gets hot as Hell.
I bet they're "Gangster Rappers."
How do you warm your chin on nippy nights?
"I told you being gay wasn't a new invention!"
Oh, to be a kid again.
Hundreds of thousands of tweenage girls just spontaneously combusted.
Save it for the locker room, boys.
I'd let her manage MY meat. Am I right, boys? Boys? Hello?