Picture You don't want to know what they had to do for 1st place. If anyone knew the truth they'd be dishonorably discharged.
Picture If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper.
Picture They say these things aren't entirely foolproof. Like, every 1 in a 100,000 gets pregnant anyway.
Picture You deserve something that goes better with that fabulous umbrella! May I recommend skinny jeans?