Picture You know you've got a problem when you can't find a lighter and start smoking using a magnifying glass.
Picture "A real Shell station sign in Timmons, Ontario.....I don't think there's even a ghetto within 1,000 miles of this sign..."
Picture "This car showed up when we all came back from easter break. No one knows how this happened. Also, the rear bumper is completely detatched and sitting in the back seat."