Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I hate to say it, but I think that hibachi you bought is a rip off.
You don't need a pool to have a pool party.
Since there's no bathroom, you don't even have to pay a water bill.
You can tell they don't have money to properly fix the car because they're drinking Keystone.
Officer, it's a perfectly fine system. The T-800 used this exact system.
"This guy fixed his car with paper mache. He must be an art teacher." Or an 8-year-old girl.
Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security.
"My landlord wont fix the heat in my apartment, and I dont have to pay the gas bill."
"This is how St. Francis fixes a leaky roof."
But my pick-up truck doesn't have a working horn!
You can always pick out that one piece of furniture that says "Ikea".
"Thats what he gets for having those fly ass rims in that part of the office."
Emerling Autos - we'll brand your car conveniently off center.
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