Now that would be a fun belly flop.
Fruits have brains. Who knew?
Sleep is the most important part of the day.
Alternatively: Lizard hates when you touch it's stomach.
If you like it, then you should probably save that Snapchat.
Why you should always dance like your life depends on it.
Well, this escalated quickly.
Ugh, no mimosas? I'm out of here.
That's flippin' crazy.
Foul ball. But still a home run.
Batteries sold separately. IN HELL.
But you should stop.
Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.
Red card. Game over.
Geez, What a bunch of babies-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
"I...I don't like where you're 'hiding' that bone."
A true American drinks his feelings.
Sports is like, yeah.
Well, this sucks.
But.. i thought.. TV wasn't real..
I got my eye on you.
B is for the way you BOOP at BEEP.