"Girl" Video

And if the liberals have their way, they'll be able to get married, too.

From erich03

Those controlled waves were super gnarly that day.

From shizomorfizm

Don't let gravity get you down.

From jbrandy417

Awwwwww, she ruined that expensive wedding!

From Launchfilms

Real life River Tam.

From 229idontgiveafuck

Should have used vodka.

From MyPruha

To her credit, this is the only part of the song I know, too.

From Beeslo

It's the only way to keep the male sharks and scuba divers away.

From naybae68

It wasn't nearly as cute the second time around, but only because she died.

From tchaplin27

If she had been wearing a helmet, this wouldn't have happened. She would've been whisked away into the clouds by doves and given an ice cream cake instead.

From hawtwonder

"I also wrote a collection of children's short stories during that time, but no-one ever talks about THAT."

From madandcrazychild

You should totally call her, as long as "her" is the police.

From Mixtape Volume One

Someone's gotta pay for all those cootie shots.

She's so extreme she doesn't even need the ramp.

"That's why I only text while waiting on line at Orange Julius" - Guy Who Has No One to Text

When all the fart schools rejected her portfolio, she had no choice but to explore her other natural talents.

It may not be spa quality, but a free mud facial is a free mud facial.

She's so talented and good looking, I'll bet even Wayne Campbell doesn't know whether to "Scwhing" or "We're not worthy."

This video contains the literary device known as "foreshadowing."

She's screaming because she's having a really good time.