"Girl" Video

If she had been wearing a helmet, this wouldn't have happened. She would've been whisked away into the clouds by doves and given an ice cream cake instead.

From hawtwonder

"I also wrote a collection of children's short stories during that time, but no-one ever talks about THAT."

From madandcrazychild

You should totally call her, as long as "her" is the police.

From Mixtape Volume One

Someone's gotta pay for all those cootie shots.

She's so extreme she doesn't even need the ramp.

"That's why I only text while waiting on line at Orange Julius" - Guy Who Has No One to Text

When all the fart schools rejected her portfolio, she had no choice but to explore her other natural talents.

It may not be spa quality, but a free mud facial is a free mud facial.

She's so talented and good looking, I'll bet even Wayne Campbell doesn't know whether to "Scwhing" or "We're not worthy."

This video contains the literary device known as "foreshadowing."

She's screaming because she's having a really good time.

A round applause.

Now maybe her parents will love her.

This is so unrealistic, do you have any idea how much 24-hour Hot-Girl security costs?

Permission to enter the United States: Denied.

"I don't want to say marriage, but Melissa let me shave her head last night, so yeah. Pretty serious.

There are few things more humiliating than being too fat for animals that helped build pyramids.

"There are plenty of other fish in the sea, but that's the biggest one. You should marry it."

"Hah! Now we're even for her cheating on me."

Or very right depending on how racist you are.