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			<title>If People Talked About Seinfeld Like They Talk About Girls</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:33:27 -0500</pubDate>
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Do you watch <em>Seinfeld</em>? Do you like it? <span class="caps">REALLY</span>?! Ugh, I mean it&#039;s fine, I guess, I just think it has A <span class="caps">LOT</span> of problems.</p>

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			<title>What You're Saying With Your Underwear</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 01:14:09 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:28:56 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Lover Back</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 20:56:25 -0500</pubDate>
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	<h2>1. Play Music and/or Sing for Her</h2>

	<p>Yes, you had a serious fight &#151; a pretty serious fight that was probably about cheating or lying or manipulation of psychopathic proportions, but all those bad feelings will melt away the moment you strum out a couple of basic chords and talk-sing right at her angry, then surprised, then bemused, then forgiving face.</p>

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	<p><center><em>A packed club. Two <span class="caps">VERY</span> <span class="caps">ATTRACTIVE</span> <span class="caps">GIRLS</span> are gathered at the bar, avoiding all <span class="caps">ATTRACTIVE</span>, <span class="caps">ATHLETIC</span> <span class="caps">GUYS</span>.</em></center><br  />...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 12:50:36 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 14:23:13 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:01:15 -0400</pubDate>
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