"Girls" Picture

Anything but clothes and dignity.

She must really need to sprint fast to get where she's going on time.

You're never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.

The pool was empty until he popped his shirt off.

Just make sure the other person calls, you don't want any of that makeup rubbing off on the phone.

There's nothing more erotic than textile art.

"So, uh, you advertise here often?"

She's so dedicated to the theme, she only eats fruit and Dots candy while wearing it.

There are certainly worse consequences that can come from a faulty pullout.

As if we needed any more proof that this team was cursed.

He has to spend most of his tickets on coal.

Bark twice to say no to a date and insult my manhood in front of an entire nightclub full of people.

Moose! Bitch, get out the way.

Bros the same time as hos.

Did it hurt when the tattoo artist slapped you in the face and asked if you were serious?

Friendship means sticking together like a stray piece of popcorn to that floor.

Well, now we know how CG came up with that tagline.

I don't know Chad, just that he probably deserves this.

Extra! Extra! Read all about how this is going to happen to you, too.

Yeah, but are they single?