I've used the WTF tag before, but I don't know if I ever truly meant it until today.
It's hard to believe one mind can contain that much knowledge.
I'd give anything to get 10 seconds alone with that watermelon.
And unlike most cute musicians, she actually plays her instrument. That's right, Ricky Martin, I'm calling you out.
Good thing she didn't mention that she bathes at least once a day.
A great guide to tying a tie without chaffing your nipples.