Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.
More like Coke zero gravity.
A clean, recently windexed getaway.
The the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Aww, mom can we keep him?
Well the popular kids say otherwise.
Monks who live in glass houses should not throw needles.
This is how all fluorescent light bulbs are recycled.
BE VERY CAREFUL (not to miss the turn).
A perfect Mother's Day gift. Drink up, MAH!
"But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?"
If your glass is bigger than your stomach, you're in trouble.
Just make sure it doesn't break.
Seriously, I flick pennies for a living.
No, you may not have a sip.
You sir, are an American hero.
"After four hard years of drinking in New Orleans, this is Tulane's final test for your diploma."
"Dont get drunk and try to punch a wine glass." Good advice.
An interesting beer pong table...
If you're initials are like this, don't get monogrammed glasses.