"Glass" Video

Yeah, but can he read? He can? That makes sense, most kids his age can.

It's the only way he can keep Mommy from drinking.

From chasechocolate

"Is that a home run, Dad?" "Yes, son. A home run. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I heard something coming from my special cabinet."

That's it, from now on I'm drinking all my fancy drinks from a sippy cup so I don't look like an idiot.

One does not simply walk into glass door--at least without embarrassing themselves in the process.

And yet we don't understand how flying with wings works. Touche, pigeons.

I don't know what they're saying, but I'm pretty sure one of them is upset about an ox.

Unfortunately, this isn't worth any points unless you grab a shard of lens glass and threaten to stab the ref with it.

"So you're my roommate, huh? For four years?"

Can you believe these guys evolved from dinosaurs? What were they thinking?

Finally, something other than the top down view to see if there's beer left in my frosty mug.

Finally, an accessory to match my invisible girlfriend.

You should see how easily he eats candy!

He's very particular, it doesn't work with a Pepsi bottle.

Bottled Cat: Now available outside of China!

You're lucky this glass is here. Meow meow meow.

Remember: Big Brother is always watching you... make a fool of yourself.

A throw back to a simpler time, when drugs were cheap and soda came in glass bottles.

Oh no honey, people love music that destroys things.