Eyes on the consolation prize.
It's almost like you can reach out and touch him.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
If we gave the aliens a cold...
Please don't disturb him during reading hours.
It's much easier to belittle a cat when you look like a human.
He just doesn't think he's people. He thinks he's better than people.
Every year dozens of umpires suffer from Awful Call Syndrome. You can help.
He wants a date, but he ain't playin'.
Just add a sweater vest and he'll be lecturing in no time.
Designer glasses:Your left eye might have astigmatism but your eye for fashion remains flawless. Your roommate says you grossly overpaid for designer frames but it doesn’t really faze you. You …
He resembles Dwight, right down to the hissy fits and furry tail.