Recent "Goal" Stuff

Soccer players are such fakers.

From sobre11

To celebrate, he headed home to knock off his math homework and go to sleep.

Equally amazing is that this is a sport and people are good at it.

I don't need to know what a try is to know that his dad is proud.

It's a good thing that goal was so cool, because juggling's lame.

This goal shut down the country of Spain for six minutes. The entire population started screaming "goal."

Great, now let's see you do it in sneakers.

He now leads the league in goals against himself.

This isn't English, so I think what happened is that the game ended in a tie.

The most important part is that he tried his best and succeeded.

We should totally get that goal post to play for us in the next World Cup.

Now that's something you'll never see in American Football. Mostly because it's an entirely different game.

Maybe if they spent more time practicing and less time rehearsing, they'd get to do this more often.

The other team let them score so they could see this.

Don't worry, the referee didn't count the goal because it was dishonest.

"Goooooaaaaa-oh no!"

He later told reporters that it was "totally on purpose, like 100%, and definitely not an incredible stroke of luck at all. Really."

He should reread his soccer player employee manual.

You'd punch someone in the face, too, if you were that happy.