Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away.
More proof for my theory that God=bear.
Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement.
And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur.
Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit!
Somewhere, Zeus is grasping a lightning bolt.
The New Testament
It straight up feels like heaven.
The Adventures of God
God must have been on a three day bender.
There are some people who give thanks and others who GIVE THANKS.
Because we don't really know what this whole "jewish" thing is all about.
"I know the Devil has poisoned Sara B. Moore's soul and that one fateful day she shall return to my side. xoxo gossip girl."
You do not want to know where Adam's hand comes from.
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