Tag: God (Page 4)

Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up? Picture Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
His only weakness? Also kryptonite. Picture His only weakness? Also kryptonite.
This is why there should be a seperation of Church and Internet HotlinkThis is why there should be a seperation of Church and Internet
If God had a MySpace Video If God had a MySpace
Notes on Creation from a Super-Villain Article Notes on Creation from a Super-Villain
Jesus: Lazy Sunday Article Jesus: Lazy Sunday
Spaghetti Monster Press Video Spaghetti Monster Press
He sees everything. Picture He sees everything.
Michael Jackson's Soul Leaves for Earth Article Michael Jackson's Soul Leaves for Earth
"I'm in a Mythology course and found this depiction of the Fertility Goddess Matronae." Picture "I'm in a Mythology course and found this depiction of the Fertility Goddess Matronae."
Featuring weights so large, even I can't lift them! Picture Featuring weights so large, even I can't lift them!
Got One Of My Finals Back Article Got One Of My Finals Back
I think that dude's been watching me shower. Picture I think that dude's been watching me shower.
It's full of rocks so big, not even he can lift them. Picture It's full of rocks so big, not even he can lift them.
Never date a girl with unrealistically high standards. Picture Never date a girl with unrealistically high standards.
You think god would get himself off the DL sooner. Picture You think god would get himself off the DL sooner.
I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight. Picture I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight.
"God! Dammit! Stop leaning!" Picture "God! Dammit! Stop leaning!"
On the 8th day, god created Salvation Army t-shirts. Picture On the 8th day, god created Salvation Army t-shirts.
"Dear Timmy, You're welcome." Picture "Dear Timmy, You're welcome."
How many times do we have to tell you, god, you can't bounce them in without calling it first. Picture How many times do we have to tell you, god, you can't bounce them in without calling it first.
Next your going to tell me that Jesus' middle inital isn't H! Picture Next your going to tell me that Jesus' middle inital isn't H!
Does god really need an AK47? I thought his eyes shot bullets or something. Picture Does god really need an AK47? I thought his eyes shot bullets or something.
This better be some damn fine stew. Picture This better be some damn fine stew.