Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Your drums are in our prayers.
"You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir."
The Tetris God
I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him.
But second place ain't too bad.
Heaven's Short List
How God Really Feels About Gay Sex
Saint Peter ended up paying Billy Mays to be in heaven.
Peeing at a National Park really pisses God off.
Mazdas are a Japanese car. Coincidence? Probably.
He just stopped by, forgave a few sins, signed a few autographs and called it a day
I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister.
Satan loves ketchup.
All praise The Ronald, The Grimace, and The Hamburglar.
I always said Guitar Hero was too sacriligeous
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