Tag: God

If God Loves Me Why Can't I Get My Locker Open Picture If God Loves Me Why Can't I Get My Locker Open
Does God Have a Flan for Me? Picture Does God Have a Flan for Me?
Model That Talks to God Grabs Rock in Fashionista Way Picture Model That Talks to God Grabs Rock in Fashionista Way
Michele Bachmann Advertisement Burn Picture Michele Bachmann Advertisement Burn
Classy Tramp Stamp Picture Classy Tramp Stamp
At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere. Picture At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere.
From the writers of "Jesus Sees You Shower." Picture From the writers of "Jesus Sees You Shower."
Any alternative routes? Like "avoid highways" or "accidental hit and run." Just wondering. Picture Any alternative routes? Like "avoid highways" or "accidental hit and run." Just wondering.
A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away. Picture A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away.
More proof for my theory that God=bear. Picture More proof for my theory that God=bear.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement. Picture Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement.
And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur. Picture And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur.
Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit! Picture Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit!
Somewhere, Zeus is grasping a lightning bolt. Picture Somewhere, Zeus is grasping a lightning bolt.
It straight up feels like heaven. Picture It straight up feels like heaven.
God must have been on a three day bender. Picture God must have been on a three day bender.
There are some people who give thanks and others who GIVE THANKS. Picture There are some people who give thanks and others who GIVE THANKS.
Because we don't really know what this whole "jewish" thing is all about. Picture Because we don't really know what this whole "jewish" thing is all about.
"I know the Devil has poisoned Sara B. Moore's soul and that one fateful day she shall return to my side. xoxo gossip girl." Picture "I know the Devil has poisoned Sara B. Moore's soul and that one fateful day she shall return to my side. xoxo gossip girl."
You do not want to know where Adam's hand comes from. Picture You do not want to know where Adam's hand comes from.
And all those who defy me shall know my wrath. Picture And all those who defy me shall know my wrath.
Your drums are in our prayers. Picture Your drums are in our prayers.
"You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir." Picture "You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir."