Tag: God (Page 2)

I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him. Picture I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him.
Saint Peter ended up paying Billy Mays to be in heaven. Picture Saint Peter ended up paying Billy Mays to be in heaven.
Peeing at a National Park really pisses God off. Picture Peeing at a National Park really pisses God off.
Mazdas are a Japanese car. Coincidence? Probably. Picture Mazdas are a Japanese car. Coincidence? Probably.
I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister. Picture I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister.
Satan loves ketchup. Picture Satan loves ketchup.
All praise The Ronald, The Grimace, and The Hamburglar. Picture All praise The Ronald, The Grimace, and The Hamburglar.
First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel. Picture First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel.
If this doesn't invoke a fear and wrath of God in you, nothing will. Picture If this doesn't invoke a fear and wrath of God in you, nothing will.
Once you anger the God of Wisconsin, He renounces your faith for you, Favre. Picture Once you anger the God of Wisconsin, He renounces your faith for you, Favre.
The decal on Dave Coulier's car. Picture The decal on Dave Coulier's car.
Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up? Picture Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
His only weakness? Also kryptonite. Picture His only weakness? Also kryptonite.
He sees everything. Picture He sees everything.
"I'm in a Mythology course and found this depiction of the Fertility Goddess Matronae." Picture "I'm in a Mythology course and found this depiction of the Fertility Goddess Matronae."
Featuring weights so large, even I can't lift them! Picture Featuring weights so large, even I can't lift them!
I think that dude's been watching me shower. Picture I think that dude's been watching me shower.
It's full of rocks so big, not even he can lift them. Picture It's full of rocks so big, not even he can lift them.
Never date a girl with unrealistically high standards. Picture Never date a girl with unrealistically high standards.
You think god would get himself off the DL sooner. Picture You think god would get himself off the DL sooner.
I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight. Picture I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight.
"God! Dammit! Stop leaning!" Picture "God! Dammit! Stop leaning!"
On the 8th day, god created Salvation Army t-shirts. Picture On the 8th day, god created Salvation Army t-shirts.
"Dear Timmy, You're welcome." Picture "Dear Timmy, You're welcome."