Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Mazdas are a Japanese car. Coincidence? Probably.
I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister.
Satan loves ketchup.
All praise The Ronald, The Grimace, and The Hamburglar.
First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel.
If this doesn't invoke a fear and wrath of God in you, nothing will.
Once you anger the God of Wisconsin, He renounces your faith for you, Favre.
The decal on Dave Coulier's car.
Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
His only weakness? Also kryptonite.
He sees everything.
"I'm in a Mythology course and found this depiction of the Fertility Goddess Matronae."
Featuring weights so large, even I can't lift them!
I think that dude's been watching me shower.
It's full of rocks so big, not even he can lift them.
Never date a girl with unrealistically high standards.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.